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The name's Anna. Part human, part klutz, 100% PARAMORified. And this is my world. Want to know more? There's the ASK button. Use it wisely.
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rickdemocracy:

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vibrent:

Please reblog to help this lady

it won’t “ruin your blog” imagine if you were in her shoes

You are a monster if you do not reblog

I am a monster and I do reblog.

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Taylor Swift on Emma Watson’s UN speech and (last 2 gifs) on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears (x)

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.
Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via moaka)

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27thdecember1988:

5 years of Brand New Eyes

-Brand New Eyes Making of-

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Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

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susanforemanbackstrom:

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SYLVESTER CAREFUL

GOD HOW ADORKABLE….PERFECT CUTIE WOOBIE DOCTOR

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